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Pint Size Polkas Volume Two: Dance! (Mp3 Album)
©
2020 Mike Schneider
 

Whoop Polka
(R. Adler / F. Yankovic / J. Trolli / J. Pecon)

Everyone is saying whoop!
Lot's of fun just saying whoop!
It's the latest thing, the greatest thing.
So what you waiting for?

If you fall in love say whoop!
If you don't, so what? Say whoop!
It's the latest thing, it's fascinating.
What you waiting for?

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Alphabet Polka
(E. Blatnick / F. Yankovic)

A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P.
You can learn the alphabet so easily,
When you do the Alphabet Polka.
Q, R, S, and T, U, V,
W, X, and all the way to Z.
Now you know the letters, sing along with me,
When you do the Alphabet Polka.

Take your partner by the h-a-n-d,
Put your right foot o-u-t.
Then you d-a-n-c-e,
It's the p-o-l-k-a you see!

When you're through you'll say O-G!
Let's have one more d-a-n-c-e!
Now you know the letters sing along with me,
When you do the Alphabet Polka.

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Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes
(trad.)

Head, shoulders, knees and toes [knees and toes!],
Head, shoulders, knees and toes [knees and toes!],
Eyes and ears and mouth and nose,
Head, shoulders, knees and toes
[knees and toes!].

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Please and Thank You
(M. Schneider)

When do you say please,
and when do you say thank you?

Just say please if you would like a coat.
Say thank you if you've received a boat.
If your name is Molly and you would like a dolly,
Say please if you want something,
And thank you once you got it.

Say please and thank you, it really is polite.
Say please and thank you, the words come out just right.
Say please and thank you, it's the thing to do.
Say please if you want something,
And thank you once you got it.

Just say please if you'd like a piggy bank.
Say thank you if you got a great big tank.
If your name is Shane and you would like a train,
Say please if you want something,
And thank you once you got it.
[back to second verse]

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Banjo Man
(M. Schneider)

I know a banjo man,
He's the greatest in the land,
He plays on those four strings like no one can.
I'm sure you'll all agree,
He's really good you'll see,
When he plays his tune for you and me.

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If Youíre Happy and You Know It
(trad.)

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet.
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet.
If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it.
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet.

If you're happy and you know it, say hooray.
If you're happy and you know it, say hooray.
If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it.
If you're happy and you know it, say hooray.

If you're happy and you know it, do all three.
If you're happy and you know it, do all three.
If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it.
If you're happy and you know it, do all three.

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Fire House Polka
(trad., M. Schneider)

The fire truck leaves the fire house,
On its way to a blazing scene.
The fire men and women fight the fire,
They make an amazing team.
With their hoses aimed at the burning flames,
They put the fire out.
The fire chief thanks them each by name,
Thanks well deserved no doubt.

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Scrub, Scrub, Scrub
(M. Schneider)

My hands are really dirty; I don't know what to say.
It happened with my friends when we went out to play.
My hands are really filthy and I don't know what to do.
Uncle Mike has some tips that he wrote just for you.

You've got to scrub, scrub, scrub,
To get your hands real clean.
From your palms to your fingernails,
And places in between.
Scrub, scrub, scrub,
And the soap please don't forget.
Turn the water on,
And you will be all set.

My hands were really dirty, I didn't know what to do.
It happened while I painted, the paint just turned them blue.
My hands were really filthy, but Uncle Mike helped me.
Now my hands are all clean, and his advice was free.
[back to second verse]

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Nap Time Lullaby
(M. Schneider)

Close your eyes, go to sleep,
Close your eyes and count the sheep.
Close your eyes, count the sheep,
You'll soon be fast asleep.

Go and grab your blanket,
Cuddle up inside of it.
You will fall asleep,
But only for a little bit.

Close your eyes, go to sleep,
The sandman will be coming soon.
Put down your toys, lay down your head,
You'll soon be fast asleep.
[back to second verse]

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The Happy Wanderer
(A. Ridge / F.W. Moeller)

I love to go a wandering,
Along the mountain track,
And as I go I love to sing,
My napsack on my back.

Valderi, valdera, valderi, valdera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha,
Valderi, valdera, my napsack on my back.

I love to wander by the stream,
That dances in the sun.
So joyously it calls to me,
Come join my happy song.

Valderi, valdera, valderi, valdera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha,
Valderi, valdera, come join my happy song.

I wave my hat to all I meet,
And they wave back to me.
And blackbirds call so loud and sweet,
From every green wood tree.

Valderi, valdera, valderi, valdera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha,
Valderi, valdera, from every green wood tree.

Oh may I go a wandering,
Until the day I die.
And may I always laugh and sing,
Beneath God's clear blue sky.

Valderi, valdera, valderi, valdera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha,
Valderi, valdera, beneath God's clear blue sky.
Beneath God's clear blue sky.

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Scrub, Scrub, Scrub (CoVID-19 Edition)
(M. Schneider)

You may have heard of COVID, unless you live on Mars.
It's causing lot's of problems, this nasty strain of SARS.
Now this disease called COVID, it could make you real sick.
So how do we prevent it? Just try this simple trick.

Scrub, scrub, scrub,
To get your hands real clean.
From your palms to your fingernails,
And places in between.
Scrub, scrub, scrub,
And the soap please don't forget.
Turn the water on,
And you will be all set.

This disease called COVID, its fate is in our hands.
So let's all wash them often, wash every chance you can.
With this disease called COVID, we must use our heads.
Wear a mask, don't touch your face,
And let's contain its spread.
[back to second verse]

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Albums
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Pint Size Polkas Volume Two: Dance! Pint Size Polkas Volume One
 
MP3 Albums
 
Pint Size Polkas Volume Two: Dance! Pint Size Polkas Volume One
 
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Press Reviews
"You want happy? You got it! Tons of fun for young and old!"
Kids Music that Rocks,
New York, NY


"Consider me won over on the Polka record, I'm a convert. I sure didnít expect to be!"

MilwaukeeMoms.com
Milwaukee, WI


"These songs should put a bounce in your offspring!"
Isthmus Newspaper
Madison, WI

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